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I Became A Man Today!

Posted by molkman - October 1st, 2011

RAWR!

Because I built a real fucking chair. That's what every man should do in his life. I built it from a raw bole of larch and cut it with my insane teeth until it was the shape I told it to be. RAWR. Check out these pictures: 1, 2, 3.

"This is like the most comfy shit I'll ever squeeze my butts into!"

Cling-Clang!

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Kweaks 2011-10-01 07:38:42

This is truly a man's chair, no less.

PIED3 2011-10-01 07:59:38

Litlle bit low don'tcha think?

molkman 2011-10-01 07:59:38 (Updated 2011-10-01 09:03:32)

Yea, turned out lower than I had planned.

Pjorg 2011-10-01 08:02:12

I imagine it started out as a picket fence.

molkman 2011-10-01 08:02:12

It started out as a cricket lense.

Kembry 2011-10-01 08:59:26

Masterpiece I could call you Jesus !

popyea 2011-10-01 09:24:55

man you are so german.
that is some bauhaus shit right there!

molkman 2011-10-01 09:24:55 (Updated 2011-10-01 11:33:13)

WAS SAGST DU SCHNITZEL!??

It's simple, that's true, but actual Bauhaus furniture looks completely different.

thatGermanPrick 2011-10-01 11:06:32

Nothing can stop a man and his loyal chair from becoming the manliest master of kickassery.

Owenn 2011-10-01 11:30:00

Throw some cushions on that bad boy and you're ready to roll.

SystemOfAtte 2011-10-01 13:26:04

By the title, I thought you hit puberity... Guess not..

KartuneHustla 2011-10-01 13:44:34

Lumberjack Swag!

molkman 2011-10-01 13:44:34

I can't even tell how many times I listened to "Skills Up" already, haha-

HongKongBong 2011-10-01 14:16:36

That's one awesome chair, now start with the house!

ProjectXA3 2011-10-01 15:51:14

Very nice, you man-dude you!

Atgod88 2011-10-01 15:57:12

Next time you make a chair, make the legs in the shape of biceps, thats some manly shit right there.

molkman 2011-10-01 15:57:12

ROAR

RicePirate 2011-10-01 15:59:57

u like IKEA beevar

molkman 2011-10-01 15:59:57

I take that as an insult. I hope you die in a fire. :<

happyhobo123 2011-10-01 16:14:49

EPIC
but that chair looks EXTREMELY uncomfortable

molkman 2011-10-01 16:14:49

That's true, but in fact it is surprisingly comfortable.

HEMI9 2011-10-01 22:03:24

This is the most amazing chair ever. You are the seat god.

fluxv3 2011-10-01 23:59:43

its...alright >.>

ElRetardicoe 2011-10-02 07:06:10

That is the most awesomest chair ever! Imagine what would happen if you made a whole friggin house?! You would overload with manliness and exceed all manliness and become the godly personification of all manliness or just setle down and have a normal life XD.

JazzRipple 2011-10-02 07:16:53

looks moar like a midevil torture device than an uber comfy chair

molkman 2011-10-02 07:16:53

Not being able to handle the manliness of this seating device IS torture.

exotworking 2011-10-02 17:23:51

I have to test the comfyness soon.

molkman 2011-10-02 17:23:51

You will soon be able to place your royal buttocks onto the noble throne.

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