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molkman
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Why do these distance games keep comin'

LOADSA MONEY!

I'm gonna have to make one cause they're so popular now.

toss the turtle II

Toss the turtle is pretty good, it has funky art and humor.

i dont even know how to make them!

and ever since i saw that they got "big" on NG i considered making one.

OMIGOSH HELP MEEEE :'<

yeah I got sick of these ages ago. I played one where it was a truck goin off a ramp- and the first jump was like literally 1 ft across. Fuck these games forever.

Fuck tower defense games also.

and fuck any game that makes you a "test subject" in an evil laboratory, or under the dominance of an evil computer like Portal. It's like someone makes one every week oh my god.

Yes, that's what I was thinking too. The first, like, 10 jumps or so are literally ANNOYING to play and involve nothing close to being fun.

and games that are all pixelated for no good reason

COMPLAINING ABOUT FLASH GAMES YOU DON'T LIKE IS SO ORIGINAL AND AWESOME

I am complaining about a trend.

couldn't agree more....

definitely on the boat with you there.

In fact originally I was working on a distance game with more variety to it.

( you can attack enemies , and actually dodge objects to keep going) but in general the whole Idea just seems stale and fail no matter what pretty package its in.

Yea, there probably is alot of potential in the concept and I'm sure people can make it good by adding unique features. But too often the concept is used to make a game super fast and more importantly make some quick money.

Congrats to 35 comments :D