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I Became A Man Today!

Posted by molkman - October 1st, 2011


RAWR!

Because I built a real fucking chair. That's what every man should do in his life. I built it from a raw bole of larch and cut it with my insane teeth until it was the shape I told it to be. RAWR. Check out these pictures: 1, 2, 3.

"This is like the most comfy shit I'll ever squeeze my butts into!"

Cling-Clang!

I Became A Man Today!


Comments (19)

This is truly a man's chair, no less.

Litlle bit low don'tcha think?

Yea, turned out lower than I had planned.

I imagine it started out as a picket fence.

It started out as a cricket lense.

Masterpiece I could call you Jesus !

man you are so german.
that is some bauhaus shit right there!

WAS SAGST DU SCHNITZEL!??

It's simple, that's true, but actual Bauhaus furniture looks completely different.

Nothing can stop a man and his loyal chair from becoming the manliest master of kickassery.

Throw some cushions on that bad boy and you're ready to roll.

By the title, I thought you hit puberity... Guess not..

Lumberjack Swag!

I can't even tell how many times I listened to "Skills Up" already, haha-

That's one awesome chair, now start with the house!

Very nice, you man-dude you!

Next time you make a chair, make the legs in the shape of biceps, thats some manly shit right there.

ROAR

u like IKEA beevar

I take that as an insult. I hope you die in a fire. :<

EPIC
but that chair looks EXTREMELY uncomfortable

That's true, but in fact it is surprisingly comfortable.

This is the most amazing chair ever. You are the seat god.

its...alright &gt;.&gt;

That is the most awesomest chair ever! Imagine what would happen if you made a whole friggin house?! You would overload with manliness and exceed all manliness and become the godly personification of all manliness or just setle down and have a normal life XD.

looks moar like a midevil torture device than an uber comfy chair

Not being able to handle the manliness of this seating device IS torture.

I have to test the comfyness soon.

You will soon be able to place your royal buttocks onto the noble throne.