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Total Medals Earned: 532 (From 151 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,885 Points

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

The Bester Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/2/12
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lonesome Fury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)

The Sagittarian 2

What men think they are. Unlocked 3/8/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sage is into necrophilia? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The weakest link. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boned. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death at a funeral. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Roosters is dumb! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prolly not gonna make it. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The human punching bag. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A man in the wilderness. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuckin' 'Merica! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gambling fever. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/140 points)

The Snow Runs Red

NO TREE FOR ME Unlocked 12/21/10
10 Points
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
KID KILLA Unlocked 12/21/10
25 Points
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
BLOODY MESS Unlocked 12/21/10
50 Points
Survive 15 levels without dying once
GET A LIFE 25 Points Collect tree extra lives during a single game
25 AND STILL ALIVE 50 Points Survive to level 25
AMMO KABLAMO 50 Points Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
GIMME GIMME 50 Points Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
HEALTHY HEART 50 Points Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
TREE HUGGER 50 Points Max out your tree defenses
WINTER WARRIOR 100 Points Max out all four upgrade categories

Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/460 points)

The Visit

Bitter End Unlocked 10/13/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
High Voltage End Unlocked 10/13/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hit the road Unlocked 10/13/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Remorse Unlocked 10/13/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Cat End Unlocked 10/13/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
'Sup, Honeybee? Unlocked 10/13/12
25 Points
I'm home!

Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)

They Came From Nam

Preschool Compared To Nam Unlocked 2/23/11
10 Points
Beat The First Boss
Kindergarten Compared To Nam 25 Points Beat The Second Boss
Elementary School Compared To Nam 50 Points Beat the 3rd boss
Middle School Compared To Nam Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)

Time Fcuk

Everyone will leave you Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
get to level 22
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)

Tower of Heaven

TENACIOUS EID Unlocked 8/21/10
5 Points
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
ATOP THE WORLD Unlocked 8/21/10
50 Points
Climb to the top of the tower
GOD COMPLEX 25 Points Collect all hidden secrets
ETERNAL SANCTITY 100 Points Complete the game with no deaths
INDIGNANT DIVINITY 100 Points Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes

Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/280 points)

Tremerz

Valentine Unlocked 10/17/10
10 Points
Guide Valentine to safety!
Burt Unlocked 10/17/10
25 Points
Guide Burt to safety!
Earl Unlocked 10/17/10
25 Points
Guide Earl to safety!
Melvin Unlocked 10/17/10
25 Points
Guide Melvin to safety!
Bros B4 Hoes Unlocked 10/17/10
50 Points
Round up the troops.
Heather 25 Points Guide Heather to safety!
Mindy 25 Points Guide Mindy to safety!
Ladies Man 50 Points Only save the women.
Worm Master 100 Points Rescue EVERYONE!

Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)